User:Zf6hellion

"KyoTe." "Yeah?" "Get your finger out of my ass!" "No Deal!"

- MasterKai and KyoTe

Zf6hellion, better known as MasterKai but also as Brock-Meister, Bbrockk, Shinmei-Jigoku, Kevin or The Guy In Your Closet is an Extragalactic Being of Impure Awesome (Cause it's all kinds of sexy) known as an Arse (This explains why bathroom facilities apparently don't exist in the Star Wars universe) from an alternate Galaxy known as the Eight Rings of Anus (Or the Realm of Arse). He appeared before the Star Wars galaxy so that he could educate them on the ancient art of vulgarity, defication and galactic genocide. His grand teaching classes were interupted however by the armies of Stupid and forced him to ally himself with a being of pure awesome, KyoTe to combat the forces of Stupid. The two destroyed there mentally handicapped opponents and quickly became great friends, they spiraled off the deep end shortly after and currently waste away there lives watching re-runs of "How Gay are Mandalorians?" and getting high off the farts of Zerga the Hutt. On the planet of EltonJohn, MasterKai is worshipped as the un-sung heroine, God-Jesus, the fusion between God and Jesus using all 7 Chaos Emeralds, the 7 Dragons Balls and the Power Linx, or at least in the imagination of Christian Weston Chandler that is.

=Current Work:= "Hey KyoTe, check out this drawing I did of you." "Oh co--- what the Hell am I doing to that girl?!" "Saying hello in Japanese."

- MasterKai and KyoTe. Being racist... and true.

The Chapters of Epic:
MasterKai has planned to create a series of RP's on the Star Wars: The Old Republoc forum. Using concepts to flesh out these RPs and making the world around said RP's developable by the RP'ers involved.


 * Chapter 1: War on the Smugglers Den - Ongoing
 * Design: Development

The War on the Smugglers Den is an RP centered around the Smugglers Den a space station created by Masterkai. It was a three way war between criminals, the Republic and the Sith. A Semi-faction was the Starweirds attacking the station. At current the Republic players were scarce and abandoned the RP. The Sith are closing in on there target and the independents are slowly becoming there allies while the Starweirds have taken centre stage as the antagonists.


 * Chapter 2: Outbreak - Ready for Release
 * Design: Accepting Death of Personal Characters

Outbreak is an RP centered around an alliance between both the Empire and the Republic as they seek to contain a pharmaceutical agent turned virus. The Republic and Empire will serve as tense-cooperating protagonists while the infected carriers of the virus will serve as the antagonists. It's intended to be an RP where death should be taken seriously. Characters shall die if not careful and will join the legions of virus.


 * Chapter 3: Stories of the Dune Sea - Revamped - Pre-Construction
 * Design: Choices

Stories of the Dune Sea is a planned revamp of the RP formerly ran by Cribble on two occasions. Those two occasions both died because Cribble abandoned the RP whenever it started to grow active. This revamped version will boast a competent GM (One that doesn't center the plot on himself) and the plot will be moved along depending on the RPer choices not the whim of a vaguely active GM with an ego.


 * Chapter 4: Unnamed Battle - Writing
 * Design: Struggle/Time

This Unnamed RP will be centered around a battle between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empire. One of the two factions will be the vastly losing side and will have holed up in there last remaining struggle on the contested planet. The other faction while out numbering there opponents will have a press for time to wipe out there enemies as a large scale of reinforcements plans to dash all of there hopes at a swift victory.


 * Chapter 5: Unnamed Heist - Writing
 * Design: Competition/Strategy/Intellect

This Unnamed RP will be a re-touch on an RP idea put up by Darth Rorek. The RP will center around a group of thieves who attempt to retrieve a valuable artifact/unknown-object from a faction (Either Empire/Republic/Criminal). It will be based more around competitive thinking by the RPers as well as thinking and teamwork from a group. It is intended to make RPers think beyond character emotion and the actual event at hand.


 * Chapter 6: Battle over a Cantina - Planning
 * Design: Comedy/Sillyness/Fun

This RP will take it's center stage over a battle between the Sith, Republic and possible drunkards for control of a cantina. The point of the RP is to show that an RP doesn't have to be serious, gloom and doom for it to be good, it just needs to be backed by good writing and good RPers.


 * Chapter 7: Debachery - Planning
 * Design: Deceit/Trickery/Bad Accents

Let's face it. Few on the Star Wars: The Old Republic forums can role play a Smuggler in it's natural role to it's entirety. This problem is because most don't understand the role and in some cases it's the fault of the RP's the join. This RP will be a smuggler crusade and will center on seeing how well a group of people can role play as the tricky, under-handed and often times ill-accented Smuggler.

=Achievements:=


 * Has the longest page on the Wiki. - (Desarus Ren Kai's Holocron)
 * Has the most revisions on the Wiki. - (Desarus Ren Kai)
 * Has the most categories on the Wiki. - (Desarus Ren Kai)
 * Has attempted to "attack" an elementary school with Virama.
 * Has face-raped Seithe.
 * Has married KyoTe.
 * Has been modelled as pretentious for pointing out where a "genius" is wrong.
 * Has been labelled as both humorous, well received and too harsh for his style of critiquing.

=Articles:= "Hfbrintlar." "The heck does that mean?" "It means Hello." "In what language does that mean hello?!" "Rape?" "I can believe that."

- KyoTe and MasterKai, inventing languages

Characters:


 * "Carnage" Kreed
 * Aaron Seaskimmer
 * Alexiss Lightstar
 * Allon Shortwind
 * Amalia Mandium Kai
 * AR-91
 * Arriwen Ienia
 * Assarius Kliel
 * Bargis Morn
 * Bentine Keetle
 * Chen Urgani
 * Candroz Fepeuv
 * Dagon Ohnaka
 * Desarus Ren Kai
 * Darth Igneous (Apparition)
 * Dezid Namel
 * Droll Argneth
 * Eliya Sha'kar
 * Emnor Mandium Kai
 * Hal Kurn Renth
 * Harrbaroar
 * IX-12
 * Janus Fury
 * Kalor Ventus
 * Kama'ara Saren
 * Karoth Leer
 * Lunamaria Ailecraft
 * M8EPA
 * Marcus Darvati
 * Mayuus Kang
 * Mirzi the Insane
 * Olim Fenix
 * Pitbull
 * Ponz
 * '''Redguard
 * Riaf Garzo
 * Rishti Lonemoon
 * Rixx-Ceel
 * RX-P9
 * Sin'Ga Le-Vet
 * Sela'nal'ireny
 * Shii Lifao
 * Skar
 * Srrk'kofh Zssik
 * Unidentified Assassin
 * Velaren
 * Ver Rade
 * Vlarden Rane
 * X2-F3
 * Yua Apo
 * Zay Yull

Vehicles/Weapons:
 * Dark Incinerator
 * Republic Protection eXperimental Walker
 * Republic Protection eXperimental Walker/Anti-Air
 * Republic Protection Test Walker
 * Firestorm 1
 * Mother Ohnaka
 * Aurek Tactical Strikefighter, Mark II
 * Advanced Sith Attack Fighter Prototype
 * Dashaad-Class Tactical Space Superiority Assault Fighters
 * G10 Starskimmer Patrol Craft
 * Highwind-Class Cruiser
 * Peacebringer-Class Droid Starfighter
 * The Anselm Runner
 * The Armada
 * The Avenging Sorrow
 * The Blade of Flames
 * The Bright Inferno
 * The Crested Hawk
 * The CSS-4000533 (Dunelizard Fighter)
 * The CSS-4000534 (Dunelizard Fighter)
 * The Dark Fate
 * The Dustboat
 * The Eight-Niner
 * The Emperor's Will
 * The Freedom
 * The Glasgow
 * The Imperium
 * The Incarcerator
 * The Kai's Fist
 * The Newborn Sun
 * The Noble Kai
 * The Ominous
 * The Red Nebula
 * The Rryatt Winds
 * The Sentinel
 * The Vaunted Glory
 * The Vesalius

Groups/Organizations/Locales:
 * Dark Brotherhood
 * Kai Enforcer Corps
 * House of Kai
 * 3rd Sector Fleet
 * 2nd Battlegroup
 * Dac Volunteer Fleet
 * Republic Protection Manufacturing Company
 * Serpent Squadron
 * Inforten-871 Space Station
 * Secure Route ID-4N
 * Red Band
 * Dagon Ohnaka's pirate outpost

Events:
 * Assassination on Coruscant
 * Battle of Manaan
 * Battle of Mustafar
 * Battle of Talay
 * '''Battle of Sullust
 * Duel on Raxus Prime
 * Mission to the Column Venture
 * Mission to Danuta
 * Mission to the Dark Fate
 * Mission to Felucia
 * Mission to Fest
 * Mission to Fuel Station Kitana
 * Mission to Hoth
 * Mission to Mandalore
 * Mission to Nar Shaddaa
 * Mission to Onderon
 * Mission to Orinackra
 * Mission to Talay
 * Mission to Tatooine
 * Mission to Thule
 * Mission to Ziost
 * Great Galactic War
 * Sacking of Coruscant
 * Skirmish on Coruscant

Other:
 * AL-3 disruptor pistol
 * Alexiss Lightstar's lightsabers
 * Ancient Vibrosword
 * Arriwen Ienia's lightsaber
 * Aurebesh
 * BWDL19 blaster rifle
 * Desarus Ren Kai's Holocron
 * Desarus Ren Kai's first lightsaber
 * Desarus Ren Kai's second lightsaber
 * Intimidator blaster pistol
 * Mandalorian heavy repeater
 * Nightsister Energy Lance
 * SX4.3-RP Proton carbine
 * Xris Acid Sword
 * Kashyyykian Bladestick
 * Champion sword
 * Harrbaroar's Bowcaster
 * X-1 Carbine

=Works to be Started:= "Who could have caused so much destruction?" "I know of only one person that could have done this..." "You don't mean...?" "Yes, Darth Cock'n and his Apprentice Darth Balls. "Uhh, guys... that's two people." "Shut it we're trying to be dramatic!" "But your talking to my toaster." "Yeah? Well... Your mother!"

- Insanity has no limits

Progress:
"Hey KyoTe...I Can't believe you fit all that in there." "Hah, I can't believe you sat still long enough for me to."

- Please look to the image for a visual representation.



Oh fuck...

Characters:

 * T'en Kay
 * Orgo Ergoth
 * Fornor Hyeng
 * Tiaria Moren
 * Sivti

Vehicles:

 * Raddaugh Gnasp Fluttercraft
 * X-20 Airspeeder
 * Enforcer Wing
 * Bradu'mar
 * Solstice
 * Kai's Prominence

Droids:

 * Baron
 * Espo
 * Zero
 * TN-78ST5-GE3
 * TN-78ST5B-GE3
 * RP4 Guard Droid
 * RT-8G
 * OLOM-5
 * BAR-009

Empire:

 * Admiral Krieg
 * Lord Aouruus
 * Danko

Republic:

 * Talona Callaghan
 * Gamen Skyscorcher
 * Bol Garot
 * Genma Tolth
 * Tella
 * Anu'ul
 * Rotinom Eruliaf
 * Inim
 * Faarces'cot'serp
 * Oo'mar
 * Jack Lornskere
 * Kracken
 * Gene Ariin
 * Dhara Singh
 * Aurren Renaut
 * Soifon Ema
 * Nem'on Rife
 * Erenu Kai
 * Xion Kai
 * Bregen Taho
 * Menaliss Mandium Kai
 * Ci'ar Kai
 * Vorn Ren Kai
 * Tarvus Yun
 * Renashu
 * Sol Koriee
 * Malanna Koriee
 * Yua Apo
 * Aft
 * Noltin Apo
 * Nyle Barragas
 * Gahainna Camon
 * Uhsorrie Clave
 * Cutter
 * Delta
 * Demura
 * Xi Fiiark
 * Ooonm'Oolon Kabura
 * Arman Kai
 * Gielle Kai
 * Maerion Kai
 * Sara Kai
 * Kol
 * Dervissius Mandium
 * River
 * Shock
 * Darius Skyblighter
 * Wrench
 * Bork Xu
 * Y'tvin
 * Amani Zad'uun
 * Milo Althair
 * Gamon Berrier
 * Riik'skrrn Blackscale
 * Eos'arren
 * Tamrof Giolarak
 * T'leb Guunon
 * Steggun Piddot
 * Kraag Qareem
 * Celtis Kiirand
 * Ukon
 * Abarukas Ving
 * Aishla
 * Eltain Caman
 * V'ron Gien
 * Senkrii
 * Vica
 * General Tantooi
 * Admiral Oron
 * Riosh Mandium Kai
 * Rikea Ren Kai
 * Oron Mandium Kai
 * Cors Mensik

Neutral:

 * Deman Koteel
 * Farce Koteel
 * Razku'ul
 * Termi
 * Luu
 * Oss'La'Ko
 * Elliana
 * A'Ruan Garian
 * Eleanor Karahael
 * On'Mok Avanthum
 * Den Lendinium
 * Aya Kanaan
 * Lilia Amaneth
 * Brea'nan
 * Tagren Ren Kai
 * Anurou Kai
 * Sha'Kale Kai
 * Sunni Korben
 * Ariana Zanreah

Creatures:

 * Deg'ee
 * Howl-Claw
 * Hoop

Events:

 * Race on Felucia
 * First Battle of Sullust
 * Second Battle of Sullust
 * Reinforcement of Dac
 * Attack on Enforcer Station
 * Gang Skirmish in Tyrena
 * Battle of Solidium Front
 * Mission to Corellia
 * Geonosian Arena Breakout
 * Ambush on Ord Mantell
 * Battle on Kashyyyk
 * Duel on Glee Anselm
 * Raid on Sullust
 * Mission on Kuat
 * Skirmish on Rhen Var
 * Bombardment of Spire
 * Attack on the Gauntlet
 * Duel on the Dark Fate
 * Battle of Rhen Var
 * Storming Inferno's Temple
 * Battle on the Dark Fate
 * Chase Through Coruscant
 * Assault on Base-300215
 * Destruction of Ground One
 * Battle of Rrokkrorii
 * Lorell Revitalization
 * Duel in the Brotherhood Halls
 * Theft on Tatooine

Locations:

 * Rrokkrorii
 * Rhen Var Temple
 * Sullustan Temple
 * Solidium Front
 * Ground One
 * Base-200215
 * Frask Blast Tower
 * Abandoned Metal Refinery
 * Brotherhood Sanctuary
 * Enforcer Station
 * Citadel Outpost
 * Mandalorian Base
 * Spire
 * Alchemist Ice Cave
 * Kai Homestead

Groups/Others:

 * Dunassi Clan
 * Arviel Squadron
 * Black Squadron
 * Blue Squadron
 * D'draga Squadron
 * Ferret Squadron
 * Hammer Squadron
 * Kaiber Squadron
 * Mantell Squadron
 * Silver Squadron
 * White Squadron
 * Aurek Squad
 * Tector Squad
 * Rei'kan Droid Works
 * Ornorran Transportation Company

=Templates:= "Hey KyoTe remember that time we watched Hot Fuzz?" "Uh... which time, we watched that movie several times." "Y'know the time with the closet." "For the last time I'm not fucking your belly button!" "C'mon, I've got the butter right here it'll slip in real easy."

- KyoTe and MasterKai... Holy Hell.


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Images:
A compiled gallery of images I've uploaded and used on this wiki.

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